Tuesday, August 01, 2006

'watch where you walk'

As anyone can tell you, I am not the biggest fan of snakes in the world. I have had many interesting encounters, lots of grace and just a few scares – but we’re still not great friends.

So, curled up with Moses (the cat not the man) last night, I was reading my lonely planet guide to California, and happened on a bit about bears, lions, rattlesnakes and spiders – ‘oh joy’ I thought…

Tigers and bears – fine. Apparently with the tigers you fight off aggressively and the bears you play dead – good, got it, not a problem. The snakes you avoid – right ok. And the spiders get everywhere.

The most notable of which is our little friend the Black Widow. I was surprised they lived in the states – thought they just inhabited the bottom of the world they call Oz.

I can tell you now the size (15mm body) and colouring – black to brown top with orange/red hourglass marking on the bottom (if you ever see it – I thought). It’s amazing what you can retain!

So since then spiders have been dropping out of everywhere – even my hair! I’ve never had a fear of spiders, and I don’t intend to start one now. But I just want to shout ‘Ow Maaaan!!!’ not another thing to watch out for!

4 comments:

MattCrossman said...

just FYI Primark ahs joined the Ethical trade initiative and will be expected to apply the base code across its operations ...

Sarah Bainbridge said...

There is a God!!! horah!

MattCrossman said...

just FMI - does moses the cat have a beard? can he part the milk in his bowl a la jim carey in bruce almighty?

Sarah Bainbridge said...

he's pretty special. not sure about the milk but certainly into parting (or departing) the waters (of his mouth) he dribbles like a tap too old to be done up tightly.